646f9e108c Seattle undercover narc Jackie Parker (Stevens) is out to bust the drug smuggling ring commanded by Philip Bianco (Danova). …Definitely not this flick. But having said that, this is one of the true examples of grindhouse at its finest. Connie Stevens plays Sgt. Jackie Parker, who likes to screw and screw around, more than she likes to do her job. But when she isn&#39;t getting her chimney swept, she does a pretty good job at being a cop. Her latest case involves a couple of international junk smugglers, transporting the goods through unsuspecting tourists. That&#39;s the who; now the how (they call me Busta– Busta Rhymes): inside of &quot;priceless&quot; antiques, the junk is smuggled. So when the customer receives his or her fartifact, Philip (Connie&#39;s latest case) takes the purchase to be &quot;cleaned,&quot; when in fact, the dope is simply extracted.<br/><br/>Anyway, Connie (when she&#39;s not modeling her newest &quot;assets&quot; in the lake or in the shower) manages to orchestrate the perfect plan. Because she&#39;s managed to acquire the friendship of Philip and his wife, he uses HER to smuggle his latest shipment of heroin when his regular guy falls ill. This works out perfectly, because she now knows the junk&#39;s every move.<br/><br/>After a lengthy (which is good, VERY good) chase involving a bike, a dune buggy, a train and a helicopter, Connie pops a cap in Philip&#39;s crown, and the credits roll.<br/><br/>The flick&#39;s one and only sex scene winds up with Connie&#39;s partner getting a harpoon in the back, while Philip&#39;s foes (who try to make out with the junk) tie up miss Stevens and leave her for dead.<br/><br/>Anyway, the reason I came across this gem is because it was on the Drive-In Network (Expresvu channel 333), and bought a 16mm print of it a few days later because it was THAT entertaining.<br/><br/>So if you come across it either on tape or (if it&#39;s even in existence) DVD, I HIGHLY recommend checking it out.<br/><br/>NINE hairy thumbs up. I remember seeing this movie when it first came out. I got in free because the friend I went with knew the manager of the theater. At least I didn&#39;t waste any money. This movie was bad. I remember at least three nude scenes with Connie Stevens. There was the shower scene while her date waited on her. Then her swimming in the canal behind her home. She dove in, looked around and when no one was around, she takes off her bikini. Then her making love with the date. I also remember her being extremely foul mouthed in this one. The only reason I can think of for her making this movie was to try to change her image from a squeaky clean beach girl to someone who she really was not. I think after Scorchy, she made some movies but most of them were teen oriented movies with little objectionable material. I think Scorchy backfired on her and sunk her career. She has made many movies that were way better than this thing and that is not saying much.
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